How many tears did the doctor cry when his companions left him?
Enough to fill two ponds.
This needs more notes omg
Easy there ,Friend. Last time someone mentioned a note a fake genius fell from a building.
STOP THAT
Procrastination In Progress
Sometimes deep. Sometimes shallow. Always honest.
Life goal: live out of my car and travel the continental United States. You can’t truly appreciate your roots until you’ve explored every nook and cranny. I haven’t given up on you, America!
When I think of living out of a car I don’t think of it like this but this looks pretty cozy.
Perfection. Let’s go.
(Source: theblessedbreeze, via 4rkham-asylum)
Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it
ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT
ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.
ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN
This caused me to turn into a cackling witch laugh.
(Source: zuckerwattetraum, via sassjolras-and-drunktaire)
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
If you think this is a joke your dad might be this person:
(Source: libbykamen, via sqrtnegativeone)
EVERYONE REBLOG THIS. SPREAD THIS AROUND.
Westboro is planning to picket the funerals of those whose lives were taken by the explosions in Boston. Remember what the bikers did for the funerals of the children who attended Sandy Hook Elementary? Let’s do that again. Don’t let Westboro spread their hate and ignorance.I just looked at their twitter. I feel sick.
Are you kidding me
I am done with Westboro oh my godTheir bio thing is “There are only 2 types of people: Jacobs and Esaus. All Esaus go to hell. You are probably a Esau. Follow us & find out why.” What the fuck?
This is just disgusting. Please reblog and spread the word.
To everyone reading this,
On behalf of the church, I’m sorry. On behalf of the body of Christ I’m sorry. On behalf of every person who claims to follow Jesus and then belittles, judges, hates, or condemns you: I’m sorry. I’m sorry that you aren’t being loved the way Jesus told us to. I’m sorry you don’t feel the unconditional love of God from the people who are supposed to represent Him the most. I’m sorry for our lack of compassion and humility, our rude comments, our lack of accepting you as the amazing human that you are. I’m sorry for hating the sinner along with the sin.
And I want to say that I love you, I love you, I love you. As A follower of Jesus Christ, I say that you are welcome here. This is a safe place to be loved. You can rest. Because His love, His REAL love, is so big, and so wide, and so deep…and His love is for everyone. It’s for me. It’s for you. Lift up your head, dear one. You are secure.
Reblogging because of this. ^^
Because you ARE wanted and welcome and loved even though you are so very broken. His love is deep - come drown in it.
(via sqrtnegativeone)
Examples of overwhelming kindness following the Boston Marathon explosions.
The world isn’t all bad, guys. Tragedies bring out the bad in some, or good in others. Super grateful to all those who have helped out in some way, or wanted to. Prayers for Boston.
(via krdee)
I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
| Pastor: | Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin. |
| Couple of older males in the audience: | Amen! |
| Pastor: | Now, wait, I'm not finished. |
| Pastor: | You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. |
| -uncomfortable silence- | |
| Pastor: | There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned. |
| Pastor: | Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce. |
| Pastor: | We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel. |
| Pastor: | The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know. |
| -the pastor shifts a few notes around- | |
| Pastor: | The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage. |
| Pastor: | So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way. |
Marina Abramović, Rhythm 0, 1974
“This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her. She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted.
Initially, Abramović said, viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly. “The experience I learned was that … if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.”
This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances.”
This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves. I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.”
(Source: andrewfishman, via sqrtnegativeone)
having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
(via 4rkham-asylum)
Today is a hard day.
Because you don’t want to sound neolithic when you’re throwing a temper tantrum.
Because everyone should have this on their blog
useful for class
Clotpole.
MY TEACHER ACTUALLY GAVE US THIS LIST AND WE USED IT FOR A WHOLE CLASS
CLOTPOLE
(Source: aliceilluminated, via sassjolras-and-drunktaire)
